for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[allendsmeat]

I forgot. [But now that you're awake. MONKEY LATCH TO ONE SIDE]

[monkeydluffy]

[ oh, MONKEY LATCH TO THE OTHER and have a sloppy kiss to the cheek. ]

I donno, unimportant.

[ace_of_hearts]

[asdlkjalkdjsalkdjs.]

Luffy? Why do you have boobs?

[allendsmeat]

I DON'T HAVE BOOBS! MORON! ASSHOLE! [Bites his ear]

[monkeydluffy]

Eeeh? I've always had boobs, dumbass. [ picks nose. ]

[allendsmeat]

Eh? Really? [reaches over and feels]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Mentally cries. One brother is biting his ear and then groping the other version.]

My head hurts.

[monkeydluffy]

Yeah. [ nods and nah, just does not care. she'd go around shirtless if Nami would let her. but nami doesn't. so that sucks. ] You're a boy? Thought you were a girl. [ picks her nose more ]

....oi oi oi, mah, mah, Ace. [ SLOPPY LICK TO CHEEK ] I'm hungry. Feed me. We ran away from Zoro and the fridge. Feeeeed me.

[ace_of_hearts]

[Facepalms.] So you're both idiots. But she's cuter. [Picks up Luffyko to take on a piggyback ride.] Why did you run away from him?

[monkeydluffy]

He dropped the fridge on him. [ POINTS ]

[allendsmeat]

No I'm a boy. I have family jewels. But I guess boobs count as the same thing.

[wraps self around Ace's legs]

We ran cuz he was mad. Stupid Zoro. [POUT]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Pats his head.] Morning dumbass. Did you have good dreams or is this a "Feed me" hello?

[waywardswords]

This is more of a "save me" hello.

[whitehunter]

I believe this bed is crowded enough, Roronoa. [ growl ]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Snickers and shoves Smoker lightly.] Get up or go back to sleep Taisa.

[waywardswords]

Oh yeah? Maybe I should show you santoryuu. [Slides his tongue against the rim of Smoker's ear]

[whitehunter]

[ rolls eyes at and groooowls, curling up behind Ace and glaring. ] Mine. [ bites Ace's neck. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

[O_O]

[Oh hell, he should not be so turned on watching that. Seriously. SERIOUSLY should not.]

[Gulps.]

[Hides face.]

Ahahah... [Gulps.] Kinda wanna see this... [BRIGHT RED.]

[waywardswords]

Says you. [bites Ace's throat] I don't give up that easily.

[ace_of_hearts]

Two Luffy's, huh?

Dibs on the girl one. [>:| Because he doesn't trust you with his baby sister.]

[waywardswords]

You can have both of them.

[ace_of_hearts]

Really? Sweet. Double the Luffy double the fun.

Do you think you have a girl version? I bet she'd be hot.

[waywardswords]

I think she'd look weird as hell.

[ace_of_hearts]

And thus, hot.

I bet a girl version of me would be hot too. [Nod.]

[waywardswords]

Yeah maybe. [He doesn't pay attention to that kind of thing to be honest because, in terms of hot, who the hell cares?]