for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[allendsmeat]

Eh? Really? [reaches over and feels]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Mentally cries. One brother is biting his ear and then groping the other version.]

My head hurts.

[monkeydluffy]

Yeah. [ nods and nah, just does not care. she'd go around shirtless if Nami would let her. but nami doesn't. so that sucks. ] You're a boy? Thought you were a girl. [ picks her nose more ]

....oi oi oi, mah, mah, Ace. [ SLOPPY LICK TO CHEEK ] I'm hungry. Feed me. We ran away from Zoro and the fridge. Feeeeed me.

[ace_of_hearts]

[Facepalms.] So you're both idiots. But she's cuter. [Picks up Luffyko to take on a piggyback ride.] Why did you run away from him?

[monkeydluffy]

He dropped the fridge on him. [ POINTS ]

[allendsmeat]

No I'm a boy. I have family jewels. But I guess boobs count as the same thing.

[wraps self around Ace's legs]

We ran cuz he was mad. Stupid Zoro. [POUT]

1/2

[ace_of_hearts]

You dropped a fridge, did you really expect him to be pleased with that?

One leg only Luffy if you still want me to get you food.

2/2

[ace_of_hearts]

So girl-Luffy, is your Zoro also a girl? [Not thinking about how hot she could be, nope.]

[monkeydluffy]

I donno. Didn't really notice. [ S H R U G ] Smokey has boobs though I think? [ FUCK IF LUFFYKO KNOWS. ]

[allendsmeat]

SMOKEY HAS BOOBS?! [He'll really have to check. He's still around both legs though]

[monkeydluffy]

YOURS DOESN'T?! [ WIDE EYES ]

[ace_of_hearts]

I don't know if that would be hot or not.

Luffy.

One leg or I'm not getting you food. Seriously.

[allendsmeat]

No. I want the boobs one. They would be fun! [Goes around one leg] They're softer to hug.

[ace_of_hearts]

Why would you hug Smoker? Or his boobs?

[allendsmeat]

Wouldn't you?

[ace_of_hearts]

That's not the point.

[monkeydluffy]

[ sorry, while you two were talking, Luffyko fell asleep nomming on ace's beads. ]

[allendsmeat]

[She's kind of funny like that. He likes it]

Think she'll be my nakama if I ask?

[ace_of_hearts]

No, I think she wants to be captain and the Pirate King. But maybe if you agreed that you could both be she'd do it.

[Pets her sleeping head. So cute ;~;]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

Shishshi Well I guess it'd be best to stay here with boob Smokey huh?

2/2

[allendsmeat]

But I'll miss her.

[THIS IS HIS NOT CRYING FACE. SEE HE'S STRONG LIKE YOU]

1/2

[ace_of_hearts]

What are you talking about? I don't see any boob Smokey, do you?

Boob Smoker is probably back where she came from.

[ace_of_hearts]

OH GOD LUFFY. I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE THOUGHT!

If there's a boob version of you and Smoker, do you think there's one of Jii-jii?!?!?!

[allendsmeat]

[why...

why you do this?]

...do you think he looks like Dadan?

[ace_of_hearts]

NO! [Shakes his head.] HE'D LOOK EVEN WORSE!

[And Ace does this because he hates himself. Seriously.]