for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[allendsmeat]

NO YOU SHOULD COMPLETELY NOT DO THAT!

[monkeydluffy]

[ Nods and hugs, just like Ace asked for. Then tries to kick Luffy again. ]

HE SAID NO ALREADY, ASSHOLE!

[allendsmeat]

WELL I'M SAYING NO AGAIN! [bites at her ankle]

YOU CAN'T BITE ACE'S BALLS BECAUSE THAT WOULD HURT!

[ace_of_hearts]

[Pets Luffyko's head.] Yeah. Let's just... get food and occupy your hands and mouths.

[monkeydluffy]

I DON'T WANNA BITE HIS BALLS! [ HISS AND REACHES OVER ACE'S SHOULDER TO PUNCH HIM. ]

Still want meat, niichan. I want all the meat. Make him salad. [ punches at ]

[allendsmeat]

WHAT?! NO WAY, ME! YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALL THE MEAT!
[punches her back! In the butt!]

YOU EAT A SALAD!

[ace_of_hearts]

Stop it both of you or I'll give you both salad and no meat. You both get meat, ONLY if you stop fighting right now.

[allendsmeat]

i'll bite your balls next

[monkeydluffy]

[ HORRIFIED LOOK. GLARES at Luffy and then whines. ] He punched me in the butt. [ kicks him in the head and yes those are rubber legs wrapping around you, Ace. ]

1/2

[ace_of_hearts]

[GIANT SWEATDROP.] Luffy....

2/2

[ace_of_hearts]

If you EVER bite my balls, I'll have Zoro cut yours off.

And yes, little sister, he did. But you punched him back already, so now it's time to let it go so that I can get you food, okay? [Cute nuzzles!]

[monkeydluffy]

[ CHIPMUNK CHEEKS. ] Fine.

[ nuzzles Ace and purrs. ]

[allendsmeat]

[Sharing is hard. They nuzzle too much. Frown frown pout pout what if Ace likes boobs better? Well there's nothing he can do about it so he'll just cling on sulkily and puff his cheeks and not punch her in the butt again though he wants to]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Nuzzles Luffyko because awwwwwwwwwww purring!]

[He hasn't figured out Luffy's jealous yet, but when/if he does he'll do everything he can to fix it. And he carries them both into the kitchen and gets out all the meat he can find and starts cooking it up.]

No fingers in the fire you two.

Here. [Gives Luffy on his leg the first piece of cooked bacon, though Luffyko gets the second.]

[monkeydluffy]

[ grins and munches happily. Gonna climb off of his back and settle down on the opposite leg and offer some meat as a peace offering. Meat works right? She'd want meat as a peace offering. ALL OF THE MEAT. ]

[allendsmeat]

[He takes the meat out of Ace's hand and gobbles it down and then blinks at other hims offering before grinning, breaking it in half and offering half of the offering back]

Let's eat until we burst.

[ace_of_hearts]

I don't have that much meat, but I'll try so long as you both promise not to throw up or burst.

[Hands them more.]

[monkeydluffy]

YOSH! [ Yeah, just going to munch happily and nuzzle Luffy and Ace's leg happily, because aaaahhh new brothers! BROTHERS ARE AWESOME. Sabo would be so proud! So would Anne! ]

[allendsmeat]

[Luffy noms the meat and nuzzles Luffyko back because Yay1 Brothers! BROTHERS ARE SO AWESOME! Sabo would be proud. So is Ace.

The next time his big brother offers meat though Luffy is just gonna give his fingers a big gross lick]

[ace_of_hearts]

Luffy. I have to clean that hand now and it'll slow down the meat. You're not a dog. At least use your hand monkey.

[allendsmeat]

[He does use that hand--

--to grab more!

From the pan]

AHH HOT! [And he shoves the meat in his mouth] AHHHH HOOT! [being Luffy is suffering TT.TT]

[ace_of_hearts]

IDIOT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! [Punches Luffy's head.] Besides you'll get sick if you eat it undercooked!