for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[monkeydluffy]

[ ... see this isn't even the weirdest thing that she's woken up to.

but she's just gonna punch you in the face because FACE STEALER. ]

[allendsmeat]

[Crash. Welp hope you didn't like that wall]

Bastard! What was that for!

[monkeydluffy]

[ it was an inconvenient wall that always gets broken by her punching people through it. no harm. ]

You stole my face! [ ....fuck, she's hungry and flails ] Fooooooooooooood.

[allendsmeat]

Your face is smaller! Stupid! [But food does sound good] But okay. Let's eat.

[monkeydluffy]

Oi, you're stupid, stupid. [ huff, pout. ]

Yosh, let's go. [ up she goes and moving over to hold out a hand

...wtf luffys wtf. did you two just bond over food? ]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

You're stupid!

[he takes her hand and now food. Suck in. Bellow]

OOOIIIIII SANJIIII!

2/2

[allendsmeat]

Oh wait we'll probably get more if we sneak it.

[It's not too late is it?]

Re: 2/2

[monkeydluffy]

[ definitely screamed that with him, then stops and looks down at the floor and then the ceiling. ]

Think we could figure out where the fridge is and punch the ceiling to get it down?

Re: 2/2

[allendsmeat]

Yosh. Let's try.

GUM GUM NO GATLING!

[Well punching everywhere is bound to bring the fridge down sooner or later]

this is not a bad idea at ALL

[monkeydluffy]

GOMU GOMU NO GATLING!

[ yup, this is the best idea ever. there goes the toilet. and other things. oh. was that nami's drafting table? oops. ]

Nope!

[allendsmeat]

[Table. Stove. Counter.]

FRIDGE!

[in the face! Near perfect shot!]

[monkeydluffy]

[ BUG EYED. ]

EEEEHHHH?!

[ meh, whatever, he'll be fine, he's her after all. Just gonna go to trying to pick the lock with a rubber finger key. because food and she wants first dibs on meat ]

[waywardswords]

[All is fun and games until a Zoro falls through the floor]

adkerserl

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

[allendsmeat]

Oh! Hi, Zoro!

[only it sounds a little like mfh fhififff

because...fridge in mouth]

[monkeydluffy]

Hi Zoro! [ WAVESSSSSSS.... wait.

finger in lock, luffys around fridge. and other shit.

.... click

PAUSES. stares. Looks down at Luffy and yup pointing down at him, biting lip and looking away trying to seem innocent, nope. not working. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Blearily opens an eye.] Luffy, what have I said about watching me sleep?

1/3

[waywardswords]

Lu--

[wait...why do you have breasts. He'll reach out as it to poke one. He must be drea--]

2/3

[waywardswords]

[Until he sees where you're pointing.

Wait why are there two of you.

Two of you.

Two Luffys.]

3/3

[waywardswords]

I'd better be dreaming.

[It's either that or scream. Not sure if he wants to feel the existential terror quite yet]

[allendsmeat]

Noff! (nope!)

[Fridges taste bad! So. Pushing fridge off of him and

right onto Zoro]

[waywardswords]

Wahagek

[monkeydluffy]

[ ...oops, just gonna laugh at that and try to help Luffy up, because zoro's strong! he can help himself! ]

We better run, Zoro's gonna get mad. [ luffyko he's probably already mad. ]

[allendsmeat]

I forgot. [But now that you're awake. MONKEY LATCH TO ONE SIDE]

[monkeydluffy]

[ oh, MONKEY LATCH TO THE OTHER and have a sloppy kiss to the cheek. ]

I donno, unimportant.

[ace_of_hearts]

[Pats his head.] Morning dumbass. Did you have good dreams or is this a "Feed me" hello?