for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[allendsmeat]

No. I want the boobs one. They would be fun! [Goes around one leg] They're softer to hug.

[ace_of_hearts]

Why would you hug Smoker? Or his boobs?

[allendsmeat]

Wouldn't you?

[ace_of_hearts]

That's not the point.

[monkeydluffy]

[ sorry, while you two were talking, Luffyko fell asleep nomming on ace's beads. ]

[allendsmeat]

[She's kind of funny like that. He likes it]

Think she'll be my nakama if I ask?

[ace_of_hearts]

No, I think she wants to be captain and the Pirate King. But maybe if you agreed that you could both be she'd do it.

[Pets her sleeping head. So cute ;~;]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

Shishshi Well I guess it'd be best to stay here with boob Smokey huh?

2/2

[allendsmeat]

But I'll miss her.

[THIS IS HIS NOT CRYING FACE. SEE HE'S STRONG LIKE YOU]

1/2

[ace_of_hearts]

What are you talking about? I don't see any boob Smokey, do you?

Boob Smoker is probably back where she came from.

[ace_of_hearts]

OH GOD LUFFY. I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE THOUGHT!

If there's a boob version of you and Smoker, do you think there's one of Jii-jii?!?!?!

[allendsmeat]

[why...

why you do this?]

...do you think he looks like Dadan?

[ace_of_hearts]

NO! [Shakes his head.] HE'D LOOK EVEN WORSE!

[And Ace does this because he hates himself. Seriously.]

[allendsmeat]

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT!

[BITES ACE'S LEG IN DISTRESS]

[monkeydluffy]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?! YOU HAVE A JIIJII?!

[ garp is forever male. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

Yes. But he doesn't have boobs. Thank god.

Luffy stop eating me.

[allendsmeat]

EHH? YOU HAVE A JIIJII TOO?!

[Said around Ace leg]

[monkeydluffy]

[ WHIMPERS ]

JIIJII IS A GUY.

[ scary and HUGS ] Ne, niichan. Chu. [ cheek kiss. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

Oh thank god...

[Awwwww.... >> Leans his head against Luffyko's head.] Chu.

Come on Luffys, let's get you breakfast, okay?

[allendsmeat]

[Yeah cuz that would have been way too scary. He'll just continue slobbering all over nomming Ace's leg and let his--their big brother take them to the food]

[monkeydluffy]

Fooooood. I want meat. Ne, Ace, make us meat.

[ since she missed out on the convo. ]

Oi! Me. [ tries to kick at his head. ] Be my nakama.

[ace_of_hearts]

Yeah, yeah. Meat and lots of it.

[Snickers.] I think Luffy will only be your nakama if you can both be captain and King.

[monkeydluffy]

[ squints and then looks at Luffy, then thinks about it. ]

I can share it with myself. THINK ABOUT TWO SANJIS! [ starry eyed and oh shit, might be drooling on you ace. ]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

NO WAY!

[Initial reaction! He's the one who asks]

2/3

[allendsmeat]

[But two Sanjis

Two of them.

Twoooo]