for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[allendsmeat]

[Yeah cuz that would have been way too scary. He'll just continue slobbering all over nomming Ace's leg and let his--their big brother take them to the food]

[monkeydluffy]

Fooooood. I want meat. Ne, Ace, make us meat.

[ since she missed out on the convo. ]

Oi! Me. [ tries to kick at his head. ] Be my nakama.

[ace_of_hearts]

Yeah, yeah. Meat and lots of it.

[Snickers.] I think Luffy will only be your nakama if you can both be captain and King.

[monkeydluffy]

[ squints and then looks at Luffy, then thinks about it. ]

I can share it with myself. THINK ABOUT TWO SANJIS! [ starry eyed and oh shit, might be drooling on you ace. ]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

NO WAY!

[Initial reaction! He's the one who asks]

2/3

[allendsmeat]

[But two Sanjis

Two of them.

Twoooo]

3/3

[allendsmeat]

Yeah but there's only one All Blue. Unless we can both have two of everything it would be sad.

[monkeydluffy]

[ S H R U G ]

Worth a shot! Shishishishi! [ rubs cheek on Ace more. ] We can be brothers right?! [ ...luffyko. you'd be his sister. DAMN IT ACE. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

Of course. [Rubs his cheek back on her because awwwwwwwwww.]

And I bet Sanji would share the All Blue with himself. He just wants to know it exists, so he'd probably be really glad to hear that it's real.

[allendsmeat]

Hmmm. [He's not sure about this. The answer will come to him if he doesn't think about it]

So is there a you with boobs too, Ace?

[monkeydluffy]

[ puffy cheeked sulky look. ] Wasn't askin' you, dumbass. [ rubs cheek on more. ]

Ne, me. We can be brothers, right? Even if we got different crews or whatever. [ big twinkly eyes. ] I'll race ya, shishishishishi. First one to become Pirate King wins.

[allendsmeat]

YOSH! Of course we'll be brothers!

[He loves me! or you! or them! Or whatever!]

I don't care who wins but I'll still beat you. Shishishi

[ace_of_hearts]

I know, I answered for him before he could say something stupid.

[Pulls on her rubbery cheek.] I don't know if there's a boobs me, Luffy. Ask her. [Points and tugs more.]

[monkeydluffy]

[ WHINES AND BITES HIS HAND. ] Mmhmm, Ace is a girl too. [ shrugs. ]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

EH?!

[reaches up and checks.]

2/2

[allendsmeat]

[But nope. Family jewels in the usual place]

Oh you mean the other Ace. Shishishishi

[ace_of_hearts]

[PUNCHES LUFFY-BRO WITH FREE HAND.]

Bad.

Think BEFORE you molest me next time.

ace. you are going to regret this.

[monkeydluffy]

[ pauses and thinks and then gropes? ] Ewww... Squishy.

[allendsmeat]

They're supposed to be like that. They're male boobs!

[close enough]

[ace_of_hearts]

Ow..... [He is as close to wibbling as he can get.]

Luffy... that hurt. Please... don't do that again. [Whimper.]

[monkeydluffy]

[ pats Ace on the head. ]

I could kiss it better?

[ REGRETTING THIS YET? ]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Wibbles.] You can't kiss that part of me. [Grabs so she doesn't try.] Because I don't want you to. Just. Hug me. Around the chest. Careful of my tattoo.

[Mentally crying.]

[allendsmeat]

NO YOU SHOULD COMPLETELY NOT DO THAT!

[monkeydluffy]

[ Nods and hugs, just like Ace asked for. Then tries to kick Luffy again. ]

HE SAID NO ALREADY, ASSHOLE!

[allendsmeat]

WELL I'M SAYING NO AGAIN! [bites at her ankle]

YOU CAN'T BITE ACE'S BALLS BECAUSE THAT WOULD HURT!