for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[portgasdace]

[ stares at Ace and starts rubbing. ] Mah, don't break Luffy's crew members, Ace, it's rude.

[ace_of_hearts]

You're the one who broke him!

[But oooh massage.]

[waywardswords]

I'm fine.

[Roronoa Zoro doesn't fucking break. Just...a few hairline fractures]

Be right back. [Right back meaning never]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Shares a glance with counterpart.] Should we stop him from drinking alone?

[portgasdace]

Probably. [ pouts and releases. ] And he probably wouldn't have broken if you didn't do something to him. [ teasing jab. ]

[waywardswords]

I'm fine!

[He calls this over his shoulder. Why did everyone think he was broken?]

[ace_of_hearts]

I was trying to keep him from breaking! Honestly! Come on let's go get him.

[Runs after Zoro to pounce.]

[portgasdace]

[ Yeah, Zoro, brace yourself. Two aces are running after you to pounce. ]

[waywardswords]

[HOLY SHIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

JUST GONNA PICK UP SPEED]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!?

[ace_of_hearts]

We're worried about you moron!

[portgasdace]

Pretty much! [ grins and makes a dive for Zoro. ]

[waywardswords]

[DOdge! Skidding around a corner and slamming into a wall before running full tilt]

ARE YOU WORRIED OR JUST TRYING TO KILL ME!?

[ace_of_hearts]

WORRIED! Also you should share your booze with us!

[portgasdace]

Why can't it be both? [ gets up and dusts self off. ] But mostly worried and yeah, booze!

[waywardswords]

[oh if that'sall... at least they aren't acting like they're going to plow him into the steel wall]

Fine. But stop worrying. I promise you I can take care of myself. [Grumbles and moves at a more sedate pace to get the booze]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Puts his arm around Zoro's shoulder.] Telling us to stop worrying will just make us worry more. Right Anne?