for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

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[waywardswords]

If you two are going to start going at it I'm leaving.

[portgasdace]

Why? We could trap you in the middle and make you very toasty, Zoro.

[ sways hips over to the bed and stretches out on it. hi ace hope you like a sudden bed partner. ]

You, handsome stranger, are dashing.

[ace_of_hearts]

He's Zoro. So keep that in mind before you start hitting on Luffy's swordsman.

And I'm just teasing, gosh. Loosen up tense tiger.

[waywardswords]

[Noope. Not dealing with both at once. Will die for sure]

I'm not sure she is.

[trying to get to safety. preferably someplace with a fireproof lock]

[portgasdace]

Mah, mah, not actually serious. Get your haramaki out of it's twist, Zoro.

[ yawns and kicks off boots. ]

[waywardswords]

That's what you say now but the moment I let my guard down one or the other of you is going to get out of control and before I know it

[He swallows]

santoryuu

[ace_of_hearts]

[Just bursts out laughing.]

You're being paranoid. Besides, around here, I'm pretty taken.

[portgasdace]

I'm not into guys like you, no offense. [ hands up and winks. nope, this here girl likes her marcobird. ]

[waywardswords]

If you say so.

[He relaxes in spite of himself. He never knows where he stands with Ace really. None of them]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Evil smirk and ruffles Zoro's head.]

Poor tense tiger.

[portgasdace]

[ grins. ]

Ne, Zoro, c'mere. I'll give you a treat. [ cracks fingers. ]

[waywardswords]

...[soo much suspicious]

I'm good thanks.

[ace_of_hearts]

[Snicking in the background and totally just watching.]

[portgasdace]

No tricks, promise? [ waggles brows and you know, standing up and moving towards him. ]

Do you trust me? [ STUPID STUPID GRIN. ]

[waywardswords]

No.

[Never trust a pirate and never ever trust an Ace with that expression. Pressing against wall now. Would like to go through it if he could but that would be escaping and he's Roronoa fucking Zoro and doesn't do that kind of thing]

[portgasdace]

Aaahhh, so cruel. [ Mocking whine, but just going to place her hands lightly on your shoulders Zoro. Enjoy nice warm hands giving you a slight massage. ]

Like a rock, bad for you. [ tuts and keeps on grinning. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

He wants to be a rock. Then he wonders why I worry about him.

[waywardswords]

Yeah.

Fine this way.

Perfectly good.

[She's wayy too close and he doesn't trust those hands. He knew he shouldn't have let his guard down.

Knew it.]

[portgasdace]

[ these hands are going to be chaste, jeez zoro. lighten up. ] Do I make you nervous? [ she's feeding on this, going to try and get a knot she can feel. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

Probably, yeah. My fault though, I get a kick out of messing with him.

[waywardswords]

[He's not really one to relax at this sort of thing. Especially since he's half afraid you'll go for his earrings]

It's nothing. Not a problem. I'm good.

[portgasdace]

Boo. [ releases and goes saunters over to Ace and makes grabby hands. ] Do you like small lady hands massaging your back? I will be perfectly respectful to Pops.

1/2

[ace_of_hearts]

Yes please! [GRINS and glances at Zoro... who is clearly starting to snap.]

2/2

[ace_of_hearts]

Zoro... would meditation help?

[waywardswords]

No.

[No way he's closing his eyes in front of you two and that's...surreal but sure.]

I'm going to go get sake.

[Not running. Getting booze. Yeah]