for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[monkeydluffy]

[ HEY ZORO. Luffyko is sorry for not helping you out from under the fridge. have a half eaten stick of meat shoved in your face. ]

[waywardswords]

[Opens one eye. Oh it's the one of you with boobs. Well that's fine]

Thanks. But you can finish it.

[It's a big deal with Luffy giving up meat after all but he doesn't need that kind of thing. It wasn't really a big deal what happened. It just happened]

[monkeydluffy]

[ frowns and just shoves it into her mouth. It's like a magic trick. It's gone. So, she's gonna plop down beside you and poke you shoulder. ]

Want a hug? [ HEAD TILT. oh you know what? fuck it. giving him a hug. ]

[waywardswords]

[He was about to say he didn't need that either but what's been hugged can't be unhugged so he might as well just go with it. She's softer than he's used to dealing with but nothing he can't handle. He hugs her back, pulling her close]

You all right?

[monkeydluffy]

[ happily snuggling up. Looks like this Zoro gets snuggles in too? ]

Mmhmm, miss my nakama. You're my nakama too. 'Cause I'm your captain with breasts, but you're not my nakama though. [ logic is annoying. ]

[waywardswords]

[He gets it. Sort of. Inasmuch as he wants to think about it that hard]

Ah, well they'll be waiting for your dumb ass to come back. [Ruffles her hair] For now I guess I'll look after you. [Since he can't just let the little idiot wander free]

[monkeydluffy]

[ Grins and relaxes on him. ] Shishishishishi... You're warm! And different from girl-you. She has boobs. Comfy. Like this too. Nami's comfier looking here though, would Nami let me give her hugs?

[waywardswords]

Is the girl me strong?

[She'd better as hell be]

Ah I guess so. You might have to pay for it though.

[monkeydluffy]

Mmhmm! [ BIG BIG BIG nod. ] I bet she could beat you. [ smirks and stretches slightly. ] She's gonna be the greatest swordsman in the world and I only want the best. [ so smug and proud of ladyzoro ]

[ oh shit. same as normal nami. ] ...Jeez, stupid. [ grumbles ]

[waywardswords]

Yeah? Me too. I'd like to fight her. [see how strong he really was. How she really was. Any Luffy deserved the best]

Well Nami is Nami. But you could probably surprise her once or twice.

[monkeydluffy]

You two would be funny. [ laughs and reaches up to put her hat on Zoro's head because meh. ] I'm gonna race-other-me to be the pirate king. Except not really. I'd help. [ big grin. ]

Eeeh? You think so?! [ HOPEFUL LOOK. ] Aaaahhhh! So awesome!

[waywardswords]

[Aww. The hat. It's--well it's not Luffy Luffy but it's still more or less Luffy so he'll wear it because-- it's the hat.]

I'm sure you'd help each other. And have fun with Nami but either way you'll end up paying for it somehow or another. [Hair ruffle <3]

[monkeydluffy]

[ well, Luffy is grinning because aaaah! Hair ruffles and everything. She's gonna grin and yawn. ]

Aahhh, but I don't wanna. Can I talk Sanji into cuddling for food? [ headtilt. ]

[waywardswords]

You'd have to talk that pervert into stopping cuddling you.

[He's sure Sanji'd go nuts over her.] But he's a guy so he won't be as comfortable. Robin probably wouldn't charge anything, though, and she's ...uh...bigger.

[monkeydluffy]

[ ADVANTAGE BOOBS? AWESOME!!!! ]

... You're a guy? You're still really comfortable? [ Then nods, cuddling with Rob was a good fun thing. He was good because Rob just petted her hair and read a book and still had hands left over to rub her back and stuff. ]

Oh! Robin would let me? [ BIG GRIN. ]

[waywardswords]

Yeah but there won't be...you know...cushions. Also he's a wiry bastard.

[He nods at the question]

Of course she would. She likes you.[And she'd probably find it funny]

[monkeydluffy]

You don't have boobs. [ reaching up and poking over his chest. just pectorals. ] DO YOU HAVE BOOBS?! [ THOSE ARE REALLY DEFINED. SHIT. trying to stick her head up his shirt to see! ]

ZORO, WHY ARE YOUR BOOBS SO WEIRD? THEY'RE A MYSTERY.

[waywardswords]

I'm a man, dumbass. I don't have boobs. [Also your hair tickles]

Will you get out of there?

[monkeydluffy]

But they're weird. And defined. [ SQUINTS and pokes them ]

Why? It's nice!

[waywardswords]

That's because I'm a man. And I lift weights. And you tickle.

[monkeydluffy]

Nami doesn't have these. [ pokes, then sulks and takes head out and settles back down next to him. ] Shishishishi. Zoro's ticklish?

[waywardswords]

Nami doesn't work out.

[Dangerous question that. Very dangerous. Exceedingly dangerous]

No.

[dodged that bullet]

[monkeydluffy]

[ .... ]

Then I can stick my head back up your shirt?

[waywardswords]

....

Why do you even want to?

[monkeydluffy]

[ pause. think. ]

It was warm. [ starts doing it again. ]