for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[waywardswords]

Yeah? Me too. I'd like to fight her. [see how strong he really was. How she really was. Any Luffy deserved the best]

Well Nami is Nami. But you could probably surprise her once or twice.

[monkeydluffy]

You two would be funny. [ laughs and reaches up to put her hat on Zoro's head because meh. ] I'm gonna race-other-me to be the pirate king. Except not really. I'd help. [ big grin. ]

Eeeh? You think so?! [ HOPEFUL LOOK. ] Aaaahhhh! So awesome!

[waywardswords]

[Aww. The hat. It's--well it's not Luffy Luffy but it's still more or less Luffy so he'll wear it because-- it's the hat.]

I'm sure you'd help each other. And have fun with Nami but either way you'll end up paying for it somehow or another. [Hair ruffle <3]

[monkeydluffy]

[ well, Luffy is grinning because aaaah! Hair ruffles and everything. She's gonna grin and yawn. ]

Aahhh, but I don't wanna. Can I talk Sanji into cuddling for food? [ headtilt. ]

[waywardswords]

You'd have to talk that pervert into stopping cuddling you.

[He's sure Sanji'd go nuts over her.] But he's a guy so he won't be as comfortable. Robin probably wouldn't charge anything, though, and she's ...uh...bigger.

[monkeydluffy]

[ ADVANTAGE BOOBS? AWESOME!!!! ]

... You're a guy? You're still really comfortable? [ Then nods, cuddling with Rob was a good fun thing. He was good because Rob just petted her hair and read a book and still had hands left over to rub her back and stuff. ]

Oh! Robin would let me? [ BIG GRIN. ]

[waywardswords]

Yeah but there won't be...you know...cushions. Also he's a wiry bastard.

[He nods at the question]

Of course she would. She likes you.[And she'd probably find it funny]

[monkeydluffy]

You don't have boobs. [ reaching up and poking over his chest. just pectorals. ] DO YOU HAVE BOOBS?! [ THOSE ARE REALLY DEFINED. SHIT. trying to stick her head up his shirt to see! ]

ZORO, WHY ARE YOUR BOOBS SO WEIRD? THEY'RE A MYSTERY.

[waywardswords]

I'm a man, dumbass. I don't have boobs. [Also your hair tickles]

Will you get out of there?

[monkeydluffy]

But they're weird. And defined. [ SQUINTS and pokes them ]

Why? It's nice!

[waywardswords]

That's because I'm a man. And I lift weights. And you tickle.

[monkeydluffy]

Nami doesn't have these. [ pokes, then sulks and takes head out and settles back down next to him. ] Shishishishi. Zoro's ticklish?

[waywardswords]

Nami doesn't work out.

[Dangerous question that. Very dangerous. Exceedingly dangerous]

No.

[dodged that bullet]

[monkeydluffy]

[ .... ]

Then I can stick my head back up your shirt?

[waywardswords]

....

Why do you even want to?

[monkeydluffy]

[ pause. think. ]

It was warm. [ starts doing it again. ]

[waywardswords]

[Shifts a little at the tickles] No wait. I have something better. If you're cold you can wear my haramaki.

[monkeydluffy]

[ pauses and nods. ] Okay!

[waywardswords]

[He takes off his haramaki and puts it on her. It's a bit big but then he holds her close so she'll be warmer with his chin on her hair]

Better?

[monkeydluffy]

Yup! Shishishishi... [ nuzzles and closes eyes. ] You're just like my Zoro. Just without boobs. [ stupid grin. ] He chose well! Shishishishi!

[waywardswords]

So did your Zoro...

[Luffy was Luffy was Luffy and neither of them would follow anyone else]

[monkeydluffy]

[ SMIRKS and nods. ]

She's my best friend! Shishishishi! [ throws an arm over waist and chuckles. ] That makes you my best friend, too! [ luffy logic is confusing okay. ]

[waywardswords]

Good. She'd better take good care of you, Captain. [her hand is kind of smaller than...the Luffy he is used to but still strong] If she slacks off even a little I'll come after her.