angryfistofgod | for shits an giggles

[He gets it. Sort of. Inasmuch as he wants to think about it that hard]

Ah, well they'll be waiting for your dumb ass to come back. [Ruffles her hair] For now I guess I'll look after you. [Since he can't just let the little idiot wander free]

[ Grins and relaxes on him. ] Shishishishishi... You're warm! And different from girl-you. She has boobs. Comfy. Like this too. Nami's comfier looking here though, would Nami let me give her hugs?

Is the girl me strong?

[She'd better as hell be]

Ah I guess so. You might have to pay for it though.

Mmhmm! [ BIG BIG BIG nod. ] I bet she could beat you. [ smirks and stretches slightly. ] She's gonna be the greatest swordsman in the world and I only want the best. [ so smug and proud of ladyzoro ]

[ oh shit. same as normal nami. ] ...Jeez, stupid. [ grumbles ]

Yeah? Me too. I'd like to fight her. [see how strong he really was. How she really was. Any Luffy deserved the best]

Well Nami is Nami. But you could probably surprise her once or twice.

You two would be funny. [ laughs and reaches up to put her hat on Zoro's head because meh. ] I'm gonna race-other-me to be the pirate king. Except not really. I'd help. [ big grin. ]

Eeeh? You think so?! [ HOPEFUL LOOK. ] Aaaahhhh! So awesome!

[Aww. The hat. It's--well it's not Luffy Luffy but it's still more or less Luffy so he'll wear it because-- it's the hat.]

I'm sure you'd help each other. And have fun with Nami but either way you'll end up paying for it somehow or another. [Hair ruffle <3]

[ well, Luffy is grinning because aaaah! Hair ruffles and everything. She's gonna grin and yawn. ]

Aahhh, but I don't wanna. Can I talk Sanji into cuddling for food? [ headtilt. ]

You'd have to talk that pervert into stopping cuddling you.

[He's sure Sanji'd go nuts over her.] But he's a guy so he won't be as comfortable. Robin probably wouldn't charge anything, though, and she's ...uh...bigger.

[ ADVANTAGE BOOBS? AWESOME!!!! ]

... You're a guy? You're still really comfortable? [ Then nods, cuddling with Rob was a good fun thing. He was good because Rob just petted her hair and read a book and still had hands left over to rub her back and stuff. ]

Oh! Robin would let me? [ BIG GRIN. ]

Yeah but there won't be...you know...cushions. Also he's a wiry bastard.

[He nods at the question]

Of course she would. She likes you.[And she'd probably find it funny]

You don't have boobs. [ reaching up and poking over his chest. just pectorals. ] DO YOU HAVE BOOBS?! [ THOSE ARE REALLY DEFINED. SHIT. trying to stick her head up his shirt to see! ]

ZORO, WHY ARE YOUR BOOBS SO WEIRD? THEY'RE A MYSTERY.

I'm a man, dumbass. I don't have boobs. [Also your hair tickles]

Will you get out of there?

But they're weird. And defined. [ SQUINTS and pokes them ]

Why? It's nice!

That's because I'm a man. And I lift weights. And you tickle.

Nami doesn't have these. [ pokes, then sulks and takes head out and settles back down next to him. ] Shishishishi. Zoro's ticklish?

Nami doesn't work out.

[Dangerous question that. Very dangerous. Exceedingly dangerous]

No.

[dodged that bullet]

[ .... ]

Then I can stick my head back up your shirt?

....

Why do you even want to?

[ pause. think. ]

It was warm. [ starts doing it again. ]

[Shifts a little at the tickles] No wait. I have something better. If you're cold you can wear my haramaki.

[ pauses and nods. ] Okay!

[He takes off his haramaki and puts it on her. It's a bit big but then he holds her close so she'll be warmer with his chin on her hair]

Better?

Yup! Shishishishi... [ nuzzles and closes eyes. ] You're just like my Zoro. Just without boobs. [ stupid grin. ] He chose well! Shishishishi!

So did your Zoro...

[Luffy was Luffy was Luffy and neither of them would follow anyone else]

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