for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[monkeydluffy]

YOURS DOESN'T?! [ WIDE EYES ]

[ace_of_hearts]

[O_O]

[Oh hell, he should not be so turned on watching that. Seriously. SERIOUSLY should not.]

[Gulps.]

[Hides face.]

Ahahah... [Gulps.] Kinda wanna see this... [BRIGHT RED.]

[ace_of_hearts]

Really? Sweet. Double the Luffy double the fun.

Do you think you have a girl version? I bet she'd be hot.

[waywardswords]

Says you. [bites Ace's throat] I don't give up that easily.

[ace_of_hearts]

I don't know if that would be hot or not.

Luffy.

One leg or I'm not getting you food. Seriously.

[allendsmeat]

No. I want the boobs one. They would be fun! [Goes around one leg] They're softer to hug.

[waywardswords]

I think she'd look weird as hell.

[ace_of_hearts]

Why would you hug Smoker? Or his boobs?

[allendsmeat]

Wouldn't you?

[ace_of_hearts]

And thus, hot.

I bet a girl version of me would be hot too. [Nod.]

[whitehunter]

[ Zoro did you seriously just do that? Because Smoker is seriously going to just punch you in the--

Yeah, you did. Ace enjoy getting punched in the groin and Zoro enjoy getting punched in the head. That is a very naked Taisa rolling out of bed and getting his pants on because fuck you. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

That's not the point.

[waywardswords]

Yeah maybe. [He doesn't pay attention to that kind of thing to be honest because, in terms of hot, who the hell cares?]

[monkeydluffy]

[ sorry, while you two were talking, Luffyko fell asleep nomming on ace's beads. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

[alskdjawoiadjaolwijd]

[Okay Ace is rolling off too and holding up his hands at both of them standing in the middle. He has shorts on already ty.]

Okay okay.

Everybody freeze.

Smoker, no killing over a joke. Please.

Zoro, Smoker is very very touchy. We good?

[ace_of_hearts]

Anyway, you were saying?

[portgasdace]

I like to think I'm pretty hot. [ leaning against a wall. ]

[waywardswords]

Ow! Shithead!

[Though he's more pissed at the hit to Ace than anything]

That's how you treat someone you claim as yours, asshole?

[allendsmeat]

[She's kind of funny like that. He likes it]

Think she'll be my nakama if I ask?

[ace_of_hearts]

And how.

[Narcissism? Maybe.]

[whitehunter]

[ looks at zoro. ]

I don't know, how would you like to find out that person who's yours has been fucking around?

[waywardswords]

If you two are going to start going at it I'm leaving.

[ace_of_hearts]

No, I think she wants to be captain and the Pirate King. But maybe if you agreed that you could both be she'd do it.

[Pets her sleeping head. So cute ;~;]

[waywardswords]

I'd think it was their own damn business and not hit them where it hurts just to be a dick.

[portgasdace]

Why? We could trap you in the middle and make you very toasty, Zoro.

[ sways hips over to the bed and stretches out on it. hi ace hope you like a sudden bed partner. ]

You, handsome stranger, are dashing.