for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

Comments

[ace_of_hearts]

[asdlkjalkdjsalkdjs.]

Luffy? Why do you have boobs?

[allendsmeat]

I DON'T HAVE BOOBS! MORON! ASSHOLE! [Bites his ear]

[monkeydluffy]

Eeeh? I've always had boobs, dumbass. [ picks nose. ]

[allendsmeat]

Eh? Really? [reaches over and feels]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Mentally cries. One brother is biting his ear and then groping the other version.]

My head hurts.

[monkeydluffy]

Yeah. [ nods and nah, just does not care. she'd go around shirtless if Nami would let her. but nami doesn't. so that sucks. ] You're a boy? Thought you were a girl. [ picks her nose more ]

....oi oi oi, mah, mah, Ace. [ SLOPPY LICK TO CHEEK ] I'm hungry. Feed me. We ran away from Zoro and the fridge. Feeeeed me.

[allendsmeat]

Eh? Why would he be mad?

[ace_of_hearts]

[Facepalms.] So you're both idiots. But she's cuter. [Picks up Luffyko to take on a piggyback ride.] Why did you run away from him?

[waywardswords]

I'M GOING TO KILL BOTH OF YOU!

[as soon as he gets this fridge off]

[monkeydluffy]

... You dropped the fridge on him. [ shrugs. ]

[monkeydluffy]

He dropped the fridge on him. [ POINTS ]

[allendsmeat]

No I'm a boy. I have family jewels. But I guess boobs count as the same thing.

[wraps self around Ace's legs]

We ran cuz he was mad. Stupid Zoro. [POUT]

[allendsmeat]

Oh yeah. Shishishi sorry sorry.

LET'S GO! [Grabs her hand and bolts]

[waywardswords]

Bastards! [Struggle struggle. What the hell is in this fridge?!]

[waywardswords]

This is more of a "save me" hello.

1/2

[ace_of_hearts]

You dropped a fridge, did you really expect him to be pleased with that?

One leg only Luffy if you still want me to get you food.

[whitehunter]

I believe this bed is crowded enough, Roronoa. [ growl ]

2/2

[ace_of_hearts]

So girl-Luffy, is your Zoro also a girl? [Not thinking about how hot she could be, nope.]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Snickers and shoves Smoker lightly.] Get up or go back to sleep Taisa.

[monkeydluffy]

I donno. Didn't really notice. [ S H R U G ] Smokey has boobs though I think? [ FUCK IF LUFFYKO KNOWS. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

Two Luffy's, huh?

Dibs on the girl one. [>:| Because he doesn't trust you with his baby sister.]

[waywardswords]

Oh yeah? Maybe I should show you santoryuu. [Slides his tongue against the rim of Smoker's ear]

[allendsmeat]

SMOKEY HAS BOOBS?! [He'll really have to check. He's still around both legs though]

[whitehunter]

[ rolls eyes at and groooowls, curling up behind Ace and glaring. ] Mine. [ bites Ace's neck. ]

[waywardswords]

You can have both of them.