TFLN REDUX

[leonecodardo]

TFLN MEME

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[xxxxxx]

You're slipping, scum.

[Still, if he really has to choose...]

Make the duck. If it's good enough then we can finish.

[Xanxus really has no shame but saying things like, 'that stupid runt might not completely fuck up the Vongola' or 'that old man isn't that bad' are clearly drunk words that don't need to be repeated. Or singing love ballads who knows this guy is a trainwreck.]

[sharktrash]

The fuck's that supposed to mean? You wanna make your own dinner and see how long that takes?


Gotcha. Great choice. Will look more appetizing on the table.


[ Wow, love ballads? Squalo might need to abandon you. :/ ]

[xxxxxx]

You have underlings.

[Unless Squalo's looking to score points doing it all on his own.]

You sure about that? It'd look nice right next to Sawada Tsunayoshi's head.

[What kind of interior decorating does Xanxus want. Also who is he kidding if he did decide to kill Tsuna there wouldn't be anything left.]

[sharktrash]

Yeah and they'd fuck it up because you're picky like a high school girl on prom night.




keep your head collection away from the food i get enough of this shit from luss

[xxxxxx]

Are you trying to pick a fight you shitty shark?

Has Luss been leaving their shit everywhere again? There's a whole freezer room for it, it doesn't need to be on the fucking table.

[sharktrash]

Depends. How hard are you going to hit me?

Apparently it was "an honest mistake". That's still three too many corpses in the food freezer. The chef said he's quitting or some shit.

[xxxxxx]

You don't get rewarded for being a shit, you're going to get punished.

I'll have Lussuria toss out four then, but after that stupid chef quits. He has no stomach or taste buds.

[sharktrash]

That's what I said.

Fair enough. I'll put up the ads again.

[xxxxxx]

You like being hit too much. I have another punishment for you.

You're intermittent chef.

[Which was almost like a compliment right? That he likes his food that much? Or maybe he just likes foisting everything onto Squalo who knows.]

[sharktrash]

Who the fuck likes being hit? Not me. ...I'm guessing you're not going to tell me, huh.


Fuck you I have more important things to attend to. The Varia doesn't run itself!

[xxxxxx]

You're a poor liar, trash. Always have been. No point in spoiling the fun.

Lussuria's a better chef anyway.

[sharktrash]

Fuck off! At least I tried. You just went and told him.



FINE.

Just so you know, he cooks only with the apron.

[xxxxxx]

I've done nothing to be regret or hide. I always stand behind my decisions.

[Which... might be a good thing if he didn't make so many awful decisions and what have you but still.]

Been checking him out, shitty shark?

[Besides why you shaming him, Luss is fit.]

[sharktrash]

Fine. It doesn't matter anymore anyway.



LIKE HELL. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.


[ but if you're not afraid of dick germs in your food then there's nothing else for him to say :0 ]

[xxxxxx]

The stupid old geezer didn't swear you to secrecy?

[He doesn't really ask much about the eight years he lost, mostly because there's no real point and Squalo seems to hate talking about it. It's an idle question and one he doesn't really expect to be answered.]

He can cook naked for all I care. He makes good lamb.

[Because that's the sky's job to be ~understanding~ and ~accepting~ even of dick germs c'mon.]

[sharktrash]

Why the fuck would I listen to him? He's not the boss of me. You are.

[ He does hate talking about it because he failed to protect you so obviously it was all his fault (even if you're the one who made the stupid decision in the first place). But yeah, he's answering. Because it's absurd. Also, with how loud he is, everyone would've found out soon enough even if they tried to hide it, so. Whatever. ]

I'll make sure to tell him that.

[ omg Xanxus... ]

[ lbr this is probably why Varia love him as much as they do tho ]

[xxxxxx]

You did listen to one request.

[Which had been pretty hilarious because Squalo your cover stories and excuses were priceless. Xanxus may or may not have put them in public situations and encouraged him to be loud just to see him flail.]

Did it for you. You're welcome.

[Probably. Giving no shits is just the same thing as being accepting right.]

[sharktrash]

He'd said it could hurt your career!

[ because the old fart council didn't approve of 14 y o male fuckbuddies or something, who even knows. fuck them. ]

[ ... ]

[ Wow. Note to self: make your own dinner today. ]

Great. I can go on vacation at this rate.

[xxxxxx]

Why would you listen to that senile old fart about anything?

It's been a while since I went to Squalo's Ass.

[Why does he assume he's automatically going to go on vacation with you Squalo.]

[sharktrash]

I didn't know any better, okay?! I thought I was looking out for you!


I DIDN'T FUCKING INVITE YOU


[ to the island or to his ass, i wonder ]

[xxxxxx]

Who said I needed you to look after me, scumbag?

It's mine. I don't need an invitation.

[sharktrash]

Nobody. I wanted to. [ because he loves you, obviously. ]

[ skjadhs SHIT. ]

[ at least he's probably talking about the island, because Squalo hasn't done anything to earn such delightful possessiveness yet at this hour. ]

Well then, you can go by yourself.

[xxxxxx]

[Well love makes Xanxus puke so. : \]

So long as you keep it to yourself.

Sure. Take care of everything for two weeks.

[An actual vacation by himself? Probably has never happened.]

[sharktrash]

[ wow. ]

Sure. I've done it for nine years, I can do another two weeks.

[ burn ]

[xxxxxx]

[Rude as all hell Squalo. Rude, but true.]

Should I start calling you boss instead?

[Because he will fight you, Squalo. : \]