In which Marco denies the claims that he's an uke

Never in a million years, yoi.

The people who can top me are few and far between, so this should just get dropped before I have to hurt you all, eh?

Besides, I have a couple of books I'd like to get back to reading, if you don't mind.

Drunk Marco is drunk

[Marco is drunk. Everywhere, everywhen, throughout all of time and space. Drunk phoenix: get.]

[Literally, a drunk phoenix. He's rolling back and forth on deck in phoenix form. Not cute at all, completely manly. Just rolling back and forth with the waves. And apparently singing about sparkle parties.]

[Yes.]

[Hardcore phoenix sparkle parties.]

[Don't you wish you were invited?]

[NO WORRIES! YOU ARE! \o/ Drunk sparkle parties for everyone!]