Drunk Marco is drunk

[fierybluebird]

[Marco is drunk. Everywhere, everywhen, throughout all of time and space. Drunk phoenix: get.]

[Literally, a drunk phoenix. He's rolling back and forth on deck in phoenix form. Not cute at all, completely manly. Just rolling back and forth with the waves. And apparently singing about sparkle parties.]

[Yes.]

[Hardcore phoenix sparkle parties.]

[Don't you wish you were invited?]

[NO WORRIES! YOU ARE! \o/ Drunk sparkle parties for everyone!]

Comments

[myhairisfine]

[ thatch is just... AAAHHH killed with cute.]

Hey there Bluebird. [ whistles and tweets!! ]

[fierybluebird]

[Whistles and tweets back! And tries to fly over. But can't. So he just... rolls over to Thatch's feet.]

Pick me up, yoi!

[myhairisfine]

But you're so cute down there! [ squatting and just tickles and ruffles his feathers in a loving way, then. yep. MY GIANT TURKEY <3 picking up and spinning around!] Good golly, you are getting big, huh?

[fierybluebird]

[Noez his feathers! He's about peck at Thatch, when yay! Picked up! So he just affectionately nips an ear instead.]

Always been big. Just bigger now.

[He'd strut, but he settles for flashing his peacock tail and sparkling instead.]

[myhairisfine]

[ fskdjgfasldkfsd killing him with cute and AGH HIS EAR. shuddering and then tickling him under his chin. ]

Definitely, but you're much bigger now. I can barely lift you! [ playing but is gonna "stagger" under the weight. ]

[fierybluebird]

[Makes an exaggerated gasp in return and wiggles.]

I'm getting fat? Is that why I can't fly?! Noooooez! [Nips Thatch's nose now :|]

[myhairisfine]

You're not getting fat! You're building muscle! [ WIGGLES AND SPINS. ]

[fierybluebird]

YAAAAAAAY!

[A loud happy trill and spins around with Thatch, flapping wings.]

Soon I will be stronger than you, Jozu, and Pops COMBINED!

[myhairisfine]

Definitely will be, Bluebird! [ nevermind he's already stronger than Thatch sob. ] And by the time you finish growing you'll be considered big enough to properly sit on Pops' shoulder like a parrot!

[fierybluebird]

I'll sit on you like a parrot....

[Switches back to human. Hi Thatch. Have a pirate sitting on your chest and molesting your hair.]

[myhairisfine]

Thaaat's not a parrot at all. [ AHAHHHHHH MY HAAAIR SHRIEK ]

MY HAIIRRRR

[fierybluebird]

Shooosh... shooosh... [Soothingly paps.]

I'll kiss it better!

[Kissus!]

[myhairisfine]

[ late mia is late, but who fucking cares?! ]

Aw, well gosh, ain't that sweet of you. [ all the smooches for marco!! ♥ ]

[fierybluebird]

[Flushes and flomps out on the ground next to him.]

Oi oi. Thatch. Thatch. Thaaaaatchy-sack. Tell the ceiling to stop spinning.