No-Affiliation Island

[That's right, you've just sailed into a pan-dimensional island where your petty affiliations mean nothing to the powers that be. Marine? Pirate? Thief? Hero? You ain't gotta fight nobody here. This is an island of PEACE AND LOVE. And possibly the occasional hippy eating a scone.

There's a lively tavern near the docks, it's doors wide open. There's good music, a well-stocked bar, surprisingly edible food, a large swimming pool, and all the other amenities any weary traveler may want. Come on in!

Just don't mess with that boar's head over the mantel. There's a rumor that the locals will get very upset if you do.]