for shits an giggles

[allendsmeat]

[Guess who is watching you sleep.

No really guess.

It's actually kind of weird.]

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[monkeydluffy]

[ frowns and just shoves it into her mouth. It's like a magic trick. It's gone. So, she's gonna plop down beside you and poke you shoulder. ]

Want a hug? [ HEAD TILT. oh you know what? fuck it. giving him a hug. ]

[allendsmeat]

Hmmm. [He's not sure about this. The answer will come to him if he doesn't think about it]

So is there a you with boobs too, Ace?

[ace_of_hearts]

[Snicking in the background and totally just watching.]

[portgasdace]

No tricks, promise? [ waggles brows and you know, standing up and moving towards him. ]

Do you trust me? [ STUPID STUPID GRIN. ]

[waywardswords]

[He was about to say he didn't need that either but what's been hugged can't be unhugged so he might as well just go with it. She's softer than he's used to dealing with but nothing he can't handle. He hugs her back, pulling her close]

You all right?

[waywardswords]

No.

[Never trust a pirate and never ever trust an Ace with that expression. Pressing against wall now. Would like to go through it if he could but that would be escaping and he's Roronoa fucking Zoro and doesn't do that kind of thing]

[monkeydluffy]

[ puffy cheeked sulky look. ] Wasn't askin' you, dumbass. [ rubs cheek on more. ]

Ne, me. We can be brothers, right? Even if we got different crews or whatever. [ big twinkly eyes. ] I'll race ya, shishishishishi. First one to become Pirate King wins.

[waywardswords]

Then let me worry about you for you.

[it's the most he can do really]

[allendsmeat]

YOSH! Of course we'll be brothers!

[He loves me! or you! or them! Or whatever!]

I don't care who wins but I'll still beat you. Shishishi

[monkeydluffy]

[ happily snuggling up. Looks like this Zoro gets snuggles in too? ]

Mmhmm, miss my nakama. You're my nakama too. 'Cause I'm your captain with breasts, but you're not my nakama though. [ logic is annoying. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

I know, I answered for him before he could say something stupid.

[Pulls on her rubbery cheek.] I don't know if there's a boobs me, Luffy. Ask her. [Points and tugs more.]

[monkeydluffy]

[ WHINES AND BITES HIS HAND. ] Mmhmm, Ace is a girl too. [ shrugs. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Slings an arm around Zoro's shoulders and pokes his cheek.] Believe me, that's why I have so many nakama and Smoker. But someone needs to worry more about you since you don't do it enough.

[waywardswords]

[He gets it. Sort of. Inasmuch as he wants to think about it that hard]

Ah, well they'll be waiting for your dumb ass to come back. [Ruffles her hair] For now I guess I'll look after you. [Since he can't just let the little idiot wander free]

[waywardswords]

I'm fine. I don't need that kind of thing.

[He wasn't a dumbass who needed worrying about]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

EH?!

[reaches up and checks.]

[monkeydluffy]

[ Grins and relaxes on him. ] Shishishishishi... You're warm! And different from girl-you. She has boobs. Comfy. Like this too. Nami's comfier looking here though, would Nami let me give her hugs?

2/2

[allendsmeat]

[But nope. Family jewels in the usual place]

Oh you mean the other Ace. Shishishishi

[portgasdace]

Aaahhh, so cruel. [ Mocking whine, but just going to place her hands lightly on your shoulders Zoro. Enjoy nice warm hands giving you a slight massage. ]

Like a rock, bad for you. [ tuts and keeps on grinning. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

He wants to be a rock. Then he wonders why I worry about him.

[ace_of_hearts]

Everyone needs someone to worry about them Zoro. And if they don't do it for themselves, other people will. I learned that ages ago. [Pokes more.]

[waywardswords]

Is the girl me strong?

[She'd better as hell be]

Ah I guess so. You might have to pay for it though.

[waywardswords]

Yeah.

Fine this way.

Perfectly good.

[She's wayy too close and he doesn't trust those hands. He knew he shouldn't have let his guard down.

Knew it.]

[waywardswords]

I don't.

[bites his finger]

Seriously. I'm fine.

[monkeydluffy]

Mmhmm! [ BIG BIG BIG nod. ] I bet she could beat you. [ smirks and stretches slightly. ] She's gonna be the greatest swordsman in the world and I only want the best. [ so smug and proud of ladyzoro ]

[ oh shit. same as normal nami. ] ...Jeez, stupid. [ grumbles ]