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you know what to do you dorks

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[trustedlibrarian]

[1] I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the library.

[2] I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?

[3] He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.

[4] I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges!"

[5] I just got invited to go home with a married couple...

[6] I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...

[7] That's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

[8] I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.

[9] Text him?