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[justicereigns]

No more paperwork today, Tashigi.

[Smoker ignores you at the door, whoever you are.]

[He has a migraine and it's clear from his closed eyes and the shit around his desk, and his laying back posture, he doesn't want to deal with anymore bullshit.]

All I want is for this headache to go away, and I'm not going to deal with the brass' bullshit again.

[He does have a scattered half finished game of mahjong out if you care to play. Or set them up to fall like dominos, whatever.]

[Also apparently solitaire, and a book.]

[Too bad he obviously can't read it.]

[And that coffee in the seagull mug is probably 60% rum judging by the bottle and smell.]

[Yup.]

Comments

[onewassilver]

[ Why is Rayleigh in this place dressed as a Marine Admiral?

Clearly because Ray is bored and Smoker is an easy target. He's just, gonna wander in and gank that delicious delicious coffee flavored rum. ]

Isn't it a little to early to be drinking, Vice-Admiral?

[ ray no. yeah he's stealing this coffee though, mmmm delicious coffee SIIIIIP ]

[justicereigns]

[PUNCHES.]

[And actually opens an eye. DON'T STEAL HIS RUM YOU ASSHOLE!]

Who the fuck are you?

[Because you're not Fujitora, that's for fucking sure.]

[And a quiet grunt of pain as he grabs his jitte, he has a feeling he'll need it.]

[Fuck you.]

[Fuck this day.]

[Fuck his head.]

[Fuck life.]

[Fuck death.]

[Fuck Gold Roger.]

[He doesn't know why Roger, but he has a weird feeling it's his fault somehow. Him and his god damn smile.]

[onewassilver]

[ It's always Roger's fault if you ask Rayleigh, but you don't and he dodges that punch, cause excuse you that was rude. ]

A new admiral. [ BELIEVE HIS SWEET OLD SMILE. ] Or an old man with far to much time on his hands.

[justicereigns]

[NARROWS HIS EYES.]

How did--

[NAH FUCK IT. THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER AND IT DOES NOT EVEN FUCKING MATTER.]

And you just want me to entertain you?

Find someone else.

[onewassilver]

Well, you're half right, at least. [ s i p c a s u a l l y ] Cute that you seem the be the second smartest Marine I've come across in a long time. [ s i p ]

[justicereigns]

[Ehhhhhhhhhhhh...........]

[Please ignore his stupid blushing.]

[I-it's not that he thinks this is kind of cool of you or anything!]

[S-Stupid.]

Should I even ask who you place first?

[onewassilver]

Would you like a comforting lie or the brutal truth? Either are fun options for me.

[justicereigns]

I don't like lies.

[Even though he expects to hate this, whatever, he'll take it.]

[It's probably Garp.]

[Or something equally retarded.]

[onewassilver]

My, how astute of you. Don't say I didn't warn you though, Vice Admiral.

[ He's just going to lean in really close to Smoker's ears and whisper,] My name is Silvers Rayleigh.

[justicereigns]

[FLIPS BACK!]

Y-You... WHAT?!

[UM. DIDN'T LIKE KIZARU HAVE A TOUGH TIME WIHT YOU?]

[Yes.]

[Well...]

[He could uh...]

[........ Embarrass himself horribly.]

[And that isn't just the migraine, but it doesn't help.]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

[onewassilver]

[ YES LUFFY WAS RIGHT THIS WAS HILARIOUS. oh my god he's so glad he did this. ]

I've come to entertain myself and maybe I'll kill you in the morning. [ OBSCURE REFERENCE IS A GO ] Clearly.

[justicereigns]

[MENTALLY CRYING.]

You're not the Dread Pirate Roberts.

[HEY HE CAN STILL BE SNARKY.]

[onewassilver]

Perhaps he was based on me. [ SMOKER'S HIS NEW FAVOURITE MARINE TOY. :D :D :D ] After all, you never know if the Shadow King's title has been passed on from generation to generation. It's quite like the Pirate King like that.

I may not even be the real Silvers Rayleigh.

[justicereigns]

[>:T]

[You're stupid.]

[And you think he's stupider.]

[That annoys him.]

I thought you were the inspiration behind Treasure Island.

[onewassilver]

[ awww, look at you, thinking you're smarter than Ray-san. ]

Can't it be both?

[justicereigns]

I guess. [His headache is getting worse. He hates you. >:|]

So why are you here again?

[portgasdace]

[ What was that? You called for a headache to go away? Enjoy warm hands on your temples out of no where, Smoker.

Cause Tits Mcgee-- I mean, Ace is here to save the day. Just ignore the breasts. ]

1/2

[justicereigns]

[Oh. Shit. Yes.]

[GODS YES.]

[Smoker even lets out a low rumble of pleasure and leans back into them because whatever, it helps.]

Lower.

[Gently moves the hands and then--]

2/2

[justicereigns]

[Opens an eye and glances back.]

[Nice rack against his head and neck.]

[Otherwise it'd be Ace...]

[Maybe he's hallucinating and should go back to sleep.]

Hn?

[Introduce yourself woman!]

[Or don't...]

[He only half-cares.]

[portgasdace]

[ Ace can't help but laugh under her breath at that. Look at the cute Smoker in his confusion. She'll do what he suggests, goes lower with her massaging and even turns up the heat a little bit.

Maybe she'll do more than laugh at him. Maybe. ]

Enjoying this, Taisa? [ that's telling enough right. totally is. ]

[justicereigns]

No.

[Which obviously means yes by the way he pretty much melts and relaxes, and even hums cheerfully.]

Hm.

[Drinks his coffee and offers Ace a sip, because he genuinely thinks he's dreaming, and doesn't care either way at this point.]

Damn you're good at this.

[YOU KNOW WHAT? HE WILL JUST ENJOY THIS HALLUCINATION. HAHA FUCK YOU REALITY.]

[portgasdace]

[ Yeah, she speaks grumpy marine, so she knows she's doing amazingly well. ]

Course I am, I'm me. [ preens, though moves her massage up to the pressure points across his brows, because that'll really help.

Plus push closer so he can use her boobs as a pillow. Not like she doesn't have enough people doing it anyways. ]

[justicereigns]

[He was about to flick her forehead at that comment, but HELLO BOOB PILLOW AND PAIN RELIEF?!]

[He just groans and melts more, even though part of him still tries to get a hold of himself.]

Ah fuck...

[Did that come from him?] Where'd you study? [Haha joke. Because Smoker doesn't do smalltalk.]

[And he just grabs the hand that isn't on the bridge of his brows and sucks on her fingers.]

[Because he's secretly a dog and that is his thank you, oops.]

[portgasdace]

Wow, this is sure happening. [ She's so amused, but not stopping. She's just going to shift herself slightly and press her finger down on his tongue because, well, might as well get some fun out of this. ]

Learnt from the Grumpy Marine School for Migraines. Got all 'F's, cause I'm fiery. [ ....ace that was bad ]

[justicereigns]

[Grunts at the finger press, and then takes them out to laugh slightly.]

That was terrible.

[portgasdace]

You know what? You're terrible. [ SHE'S NOT SULKING, NOT AT ALL. Gonna move the slobbery fingers to put both hands to work on Smoker's face. Also because it's his slobber. ]

Could always stop if you don't like my jokes.

[justicereigns]

[Oh god damn him, that is too cute.]

[Is this a dream or isn't it?]

[If it is, he will kiss her.]

[If it isn't....]

[Well, then frankly all of reality makes LESS sense, so fuck it.]

[He just pulls the back of her head closer for a kiss.]

I didn't say I didn't like it.

[portgasdace]

[ Well, that sure was a kiss from Smoker. She's gonna purr quietly and kiss back....


Then lick his nose because he slobbered on her, so RETRIBUTION. ]

Mah, mah, you implied it though, Taisa.

[justicereigns]

I can't help if you're stupid enough to read implications I didn't put there. [SMIRKS.]

[And lightly nibbles her bottom lip. Cute.]