OTA I need the practice

[justicereigns]

What are you doing here, brat? [Which brat is he talking about, and where they are and why, all up to you!]

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[monkeydluffy]

Mah, mah, Smokey. [ wtf hi smoker, luffyko is just gonna pout at you. ] Nami said I should come show you something for helpin'? [ she has no idea. namis scary. so she's gonna just do it. ]

[justicereigns]

For helping what? Unless it's helping arrest you, I don't care.

[monkeydluffy]

Cranky. [ stares. are you bleeding from your vagina smoker? she thinks you're bleeding from your vagina. maybe it's a mangina? MYSTERY VAGINA! ]

Mah, mah, no helping? I donno.

[justicereigns]

Always. [He can't help having male menopause :|]

Helping what, then?

[monkeydluffy]

[ S H R U G ]

Donno.

[justicereigns]

[FACEPALM.]

That doesn't helpful then brat. Tell your navigator to write it down next time.

[monkeydluffy]

[ SNORT ]

Maybe I don't wanna. [ arm cross. ]

[justicereigns]

[Lightly punches her forehead.]

Then don't come to see me.

[monkeydluffy]

Oi! [ PUNCHES IN THE STOMACH ]

I do what I want! [ PUFFS UP CHEST. ]

[justicereigns]

[Kicks at her legs.]

Don't I know it. So I'll stop that.

[monkeydluffy]

[ HUFF GROWL PUNCHES ]

OI! Fight me! [ ]:( I will DEFEAT YOUUUUU ]

[justicereigns]

I am fighting you!

[Punches and aims to grab her ankle with a White Snake so he can whip her up and then slam her down.]

[monkeydluffy]

Boring!

[ NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE HAKI PUNCH TO CHEST. ]

[justicereigns]

BORING?!

[Haki blocks and aims a haki kick for her face.] I'll show you boring...

[Grabs the jitte because fuck you, that's why.]

[monkeydluffy]

OI OI OI OI!

THAT'S CHEATING!

[ BUG EYES AND NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE OLLY-OUTTIE. ]

[justicereigns]

[Grabs her with a White Snake and just pounces on top of her without the jitte then!!!]

What the hell kind of fighting did you want then brat?

[monkeydluffy]

NO WEAPONS! [ SQUIRMS AND FLAILS AND OMFG RUDE. ]

Oi oi oi! You're fat! Gonna squish me! [ wriggle whine ]

[justicereigns]

[Flicks her nose with his fingers and sits straddled on her waist while he lights up a new pair of cigars.]

Now that's boring.

And I'm not fat. Brat.

[monkeydluffy]

[ looks horrified and covers her nose. ]

IT'S NOT BORING, DUMBASS!

You're HUGE. Heavy and fat. [ ....now she's hungry. ] Old!

[justicereigns]

[Grumpy punches.]

You're boring. And scrawny and too short to be pirate king. Brat.

[monkeydluffy]

OI! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, BASTARD!

[ PUNCHES AND GROWLS AND JESUS CHRIST SMOKER IT'S LIKE YOU ANGERED A SMALL DOG DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD SMALL DOGS BITE?

i guess you do now, because that is her chewing on your arm. ]

[justicereigns]

[Punches back anyway and growls.] Not if I kick yours first, Shorty.

[Bites her shoulder :|]

[monkeydluffy]

[ WHINES and shoves at and bites his neck and then ear. because ace is seriously the worst big brother ever. he teaches all luffys stupid things. but chew bite SUCK GROOOOOWL. ]

Stupid Smokey.

[justicereigns]

[Oh fuck. God help him, he cannot let himself notice that... Must not notice...]

[Groans and leans his ear towards the mouth more, biting up into Luffyko's neck, and finds his fingers gripping on the side of her chest.] Idiot King.

[monkeydluffy]

[ growls, bites more at the ear and shivers a bit, then bites him more. ]

Dumb marine. [ wriggles a bit and bites at his ear a bit more and then pulls back for a quick kiss and a stupidly cute 'chu' as she pulls back. ]